F#m
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
         D              A               E
Oh we're still so young desperate for attention
D        E       F#m
I aim to be your eyes
F#m
Trophy boys trophy wives

[Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off]

            F#m
Is it still me that makes you sweat

Am I who you think about in bed
            D
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
           F#m
I got more wit a better kiss a hotter touch a better fuck
          D
Than any boy you'll ever meet sweetie you have me
Bm
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

[But It's Better If You Do]

F#m         A            D
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
     Bm                                 
I'm exactly where you'd like me you know
D              C#m       Bm
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naive-

[Build God, Then We'll Talk]

   F#m  D       A     E   F#m        D  A  C#
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy x2

[I Write Sins Not Tragedies]

F#m F#m Bm D

F#m
Oh well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
        Bm                                             D
And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
F#m
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says the bridesmaid to the waiter
Bm                                         D
And yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a-

[Nine In The Afternoon]
                     A
Nine in the afternoon
                                 F#m
Your eyes are the size of the moon
                                 C#m
You're good cause you can so you do
                                D
We're feeling so good just the way that we do

When it's nine in the after-

Northern Downpour
G     Em           C          D
Hey moon please forget to fall down
Bm                      G
Hey moon don't you go down
G                  C
Sugarcane in the easy morning
       Em
Weathervanes my-

[That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)]
                         G
Things have changed for me
      Bm      C
And that's okay
           Am
I feel the same
           D
I'm on my way

[New Perspective]

G               Em
Stop there and let me correct it
   C                        Cm
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
G                       Em
You come along because I love your face
C                 Cm
And I admire your expensive taste and
G            Em
Who cares divine intervention
C                           Cm
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
G                          Em
But leaving now would be a good idea
C                      Cm
So catch me up I'm getting out of here

[Mercenary]

   Am               F
In love I've always been a mercenary
      C              E
But I never leave my post when the cash runs out
Am                   F                          C
I'm gonna make you quiver make your backbone shiver
                  E
Hey kid take the stage and deliver

[The Ballad of Mona Lisa]

F               Am                   G
Woah Mona Lisa you're guaranteed to run this town
F  Dm          Am              E
Woah Mona Lisa I pay to see you frown

[Let's Kill Tonight]

     Am        E           C
May your feet serve you well
         E                Am
And the rest be sent to hell
            E              C
Where they always have belong
                 E
Cold hearts brew colder songs
Am          E       C
Fate will play us out
        E              Am
With a song of pure romance
               E                 F F F F E
So stomp your feet and clap your hands

[Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of Mind)]

                 G Am       F
So I'm ready to go (get me out of my mind, get me out of my mind)
          G Am  F
Ready to go (oh ohoh ohoh oh oh)

[This is Gospel]

        F       G      C Dm Am
If you love me let me go
                G      C Dm Am
If you love me let me go
G          F                    C
Cuz these words are knives and often leave scars
G            Am        G
The fear of falling apart
F                C           G
Truth be told I never was yours
G
The fear, the fear of falling a-

[Miss Jackson]

Am                              G
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson, are you nasty
F                               G
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson, are you nasty
Am                              G
Miss Jackson Miss Jackson Miss Jackson, are you nasty
F           E
Are you nasty I love her any-

[Girls/Girls/Boys]

Am         C         F
Girls love girls and boys x2
Am                     C       F                             G
Never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me
Am              C         F
But girls love girls and boys

[Nicotine]
                Em G
Worse than nicotine
       Bm   D
Nicotine yeah

[Victorious]

(no chord)
Tonight we are victorious

Champagne pouring over us

All my friends are glorious
                       G#m
Tonight we are victorious oh oh oh ohhhhh

Victorious oh oh oh

[Emperor's New Clothes]

E            C#m          G#m
Oh woah yeah oh ohohoohohoh
                                      E
Taking back back taking back back the crown
                       C#m
I'm all dressed up and naked
                      G#m
I see what's mine and take it
G#m
Oh woah yeah

[Death of A Bachelor]

               G#m    C#
The death of a bachelor oh oh oh
E                   B
Letting the water fall
               G#m    C#
The death of a bachelor oh oh oh
E                  B
Seems so fitting for
             G#m    C#
Happily ever after ooh
E                     B
How could I ask for more
            G#m      C#
Lifetime of laughter at the expense
       E
Of the death of a bach-

[Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time]

N.C.
Don't threaten me with a good time
G#m               B      E                 F#
Champagne cocaine gasoline and most things in between
G#m                  B            E                       F#
I roam the city in a shopping cart a pack of camels and a smoke alarm
G#m           B         E               F#
This night is heating up raise hell and turn it up
       G#m
Saying if you come along you might pass out in the drain pipe
E
 don't threaten me with a good-

[Hallelujah]

       G#m                   E             B
Saying all you sinners stand up sing hallelujah
     G#m                         E             B
Show praise with your body stand up sing hallelujah
           G#m                     E                         B
And if you can't stop shaking lean back let it move right through ya
         G#m              E                B
Say your prayers say your prayers say your prayers